When a woman is splayed out on an examination table, feet in stirrups, face grimacing as her gynecologist inspects her innards with a cold metal object, this is not exactly the time to start a conversation.  Yet for gynecologists, this is simply another day at the office, and so ob-gyn’s have been known to say some rather inappropriate things.

RadarOnline asked women around the country to share their tales of being the “ultimate captive audience for aspiring comedians or otherwise awkward practitioners of the vaginal arts.”   Crazy stories include:

“My gynecologist recently told me I have an adorable uterus.”

“I got a ‘That’s weird’ once from a guy gyno. It was regarding an irregular period. It probably doesn’t need to be said that I would have preferred a more clinical opinion than that.”

“…he gave me some medication and said to take it for a week, and then told me that I should be able to have sexual activity again by next weekend. I said, ‘I don’t think I’ll be having sexual activity again next weekend.’  He said, ‘I dunno, you might get lucky.’”

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