Maxim magazine has revealed its list of the world’s unsexiest women:

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Britney Spears

The list dubs “Sex and the City” star Sarah Jessica Parker as the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive, claiming Parker was the “least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women.”  Are these people high?  Just look at her, she’s gorgeous.

I’ll go along with their #5, Britney Spears.  Contributing to Brit’s “unsexiness,” the magazine cites her two kids, two ex-husbands, a slight weight gain and “losing the ability to perform.”  The only S-word I’d use to describe Britney’s zombie-like appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards is “sad.”

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