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- Out-of-Control SUV Hits Gas Station
- World’s Deadliest Conventional Weapons
- Natural Disasters of the Year
- Man Sets Himself on Fire to Impress Date
- Wii Hospitalizes 10 People Per Week
- David Copperfield’s Assistant Severely Injured on Stage
- 14-Year-Old Girl Murders Mother with Hammer
- Former Bond Girl Brutally Murdered
- Weather Rocket Kills Man, Explodes Corpse
- Actor Slits Throat in Prop Mix-up
- Crazy Stuff
- Man Discovers Neighbor is Long Lost Sister
- Twins Born in Different Years
- Uncle Jay Explains 2008
- Man Discards $650K Lottery Ticket
- Banker Gets $25 Million for Doing Nothing
- Who’s on First?
- Crazy Conformal Photography
- Labels That Prove the World is Going Crazy
- Pilot Can’t Land Plane
- Doctor Finds Foot in Baby’s Brain
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- Sexy Starlets
- Paris and Britney are Bosom Buddies
- Pam Anderson Done Kidding Around
- Pam Anderson Selling Her Box Set
- Marcia Cross Desperate to Retrieve Nude Photos
- Britney Spears Sex Tape for Free?
- Third Season for Playboy Threesome
- Terminator and Lost Cop in Lesbian Relationship?
- More Big Bumps for Anna Nicole Smith
- Denise Richards Assault with a Deadly Laptop
- Salma Hayek is no Ugly Betty
- Nude Celebrities
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- Scared S***less!
- Stupid is as Stupid Does
- Man Discards $650K Lottery Ticket
- Banker Gets $25 Million for Doing Nothing
- Who’s on First?
- Man Sets Himself on Fire to Impress Date
- Executes in Failed Banks Paid Millions in Bonuses
- Man Arrested for Stealing Sister’s Christmas Gifts
- Stupid Product Labels
- Pilot Can’t Land Plane
- Little Hitler Denied Cake
- Man Assaults Girlfriend with Cheeseburger
This story was told best by Jay Leno on the Tonight Show:
“Finland’s foreign minister may have to resign after it was revealed that he sent over 200 obscene text messages to an exotic dancer. It kinda makes you wonder what was in those messages. That’s pretty bad when a naked lap dancer considers them obscene. And, he sent 200 of them! I’m not a prude, but can you come up with 200 obscene messages? After the first five or six, don’t you run out of things to say? Let’s be honest now, there are only so many places you can put certain things.”
