A Canadian man was unable to find the perfect woman so he built one.  Le Trung is a 33-year-old software engineer who — of course — lives with his parents in Ontario.  So far he has spent about $20,000 on Aiko, a 5-foot-tall female android with porcelain skin, a hot body and a wonderful disposition.

“She can recognize faces, she can identify medication, she can even butter your toast,” Le Trung said.  She can also speak English and Japanese and read the newspaper.

“Aiko is what happens when science meets beauty,” Le Trung said.  “Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day.  She is the perfect woman.”

Of course what we all want to know is whether she is better than your average blow-up sex doll.

“Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her,” he wrote on the Project Aiko website, though he admits that Aiko “has sensors in her body including her private parts, and yes even down there.”

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From "Late Night with Conan O’Brien":

A company has started selling a vibrator that responds to a woman’s vocal commands, including "slower", "harder" and "faster."

Women say it’s not so much what the vibrator does, but just the fact that it listens.