Mattel’s new "Black Canary Barbie" is is based on a DC comic superhero of the same name.  The doll comes dressed in kinky fishnets, a motorcycle jacket, black gloves and high boots.

But parents think her S&M look is "filth."  The Christian Voice religious group said, "Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible — it’s filth."

Remember, this is the same doll that if it were a real woman, she would be over 7 feet tall and have the measurements 39-18-33.  So it’s probably appropriate that Mattel finally dresses her like the tart that she is.

Now here’s a product that has set the feminist movement back 20 years.  The "BitchCruiser Bike" is a custom bicycle that allows you to ride a plastic woman doggie-style.  The woman is fully detailed except for her backside, so that you can imprint your own custom tramp stamp.  The bike was recently for sale on eBay for a high bid of $2300.

The problem with a bike like this is that the only female ass you’re likely to get while riding it is the plastic fake ass you are sitting on.