You may not like her politics, but you gotta love her thighs.

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Alaska Governor Sarah Palin received her first job offer since losing the election to become Vice President of the United States.  Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered Palin $2 million to appear nude in a pornographic video.  Capone made the offer in an open letter to Palin on his website. 

Capone said the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition video, and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world — the most desirable woman over 40.”  VP and MILF — two acronyms we never expected to see together until this historic election year.

To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says he will place the money in escrow.  Capone even offered to sweeten the deal by giving Palin’s husband Todd a co-starring role for an extra $100,000 and a new snowmobile.

Palin hasn’t publicly responded to the offer and is expected to reject it, if she responds at all.  Hustler Magazine recently released its own Palin porn video, a spoof titled “Nailin’ Paylin” that starred a Palin look-alike.

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There must be something in the water in Florida.  In 2006, Republican U.S. Representative Mark Foley stepped down when it was discovered that he sent sexual text messages to male teenage pages who worked for him on Capitol Hill. 

Replacing Foley was Democratic U.S. Representative Tim Mahoney.  On Tuesday it was revealed that the married congressman was having an affair with a former aide and paid her $121,000 to keep quiet and avoid a sexual harassment lawsuit.  But apparently one mistress was not enough, as Mahoney was having an affair with a second woman around the same time, according to a person close to his campaign. 

Mahoney acknowledged he had caused “embarrassment and heartache” to his family but denied doing anything illegal.  “No marriage is perfect,” Mahoney said, “but our private life is our private life.”

Mahoney, 52, won his seat in 2006 by promising to return morals and family values to Washington after the resignation of Foley.  Let’s see: infidelity, a cover-up, and infidelity again.  Yes, these are the family values we wish to espouse to our children.  Just another example of the moral failure and corruption in Congress.

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Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because a condom more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. 

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!

A nude photo of France’s first lady sold at a Christie’s auction Thursday for $91,000, about 30 times more than expected.  The image was taken in 1993 when Carla Bruni-Sarkozy was one of the world’s top models.

French President Sarkozy divorced his second wife in October and married the Italian-born former model, now a successful singer, in February after a quick courtship.

What’s odd is why anyone would pay nearly a hundred grand for a nude photo of Bruni, when there are hundreds of Bruni nude images available for free on the Web.

An undated photo of vice president Dick Cheney on the White House website has caused quite a stir on the Internet, causing some people to wonder if he’s smiling at a naked woman.

The White House says the reflection is just someone holding a fishing rod while the VP is fly fishing in Idaho.  “Clearly the picture shows a hand casting a rod,” Cheney spokeswoman Meagan Mitchell said.

The only thing clear is Cheney’s excitement at whatever he’s watching.

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This story was told best by Jay Leno on the Tonight Show:

“Finland’s foreign minister may have to resign after it was revealed that he sent over 200 obscene text messages to an exotic dancer. It kinda makes you wonder what was in those messages. That’s pretty bad when a naked lap dancer considers them obscene. And, he sent 200 of them! I’m not a prude, but can you come up with 200 obscene messages? After the first five or six, don’t you run out of things to say? Let’s be honest now, there are only so many places you can put certain things.”

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