AdultMosaic.com is a nifty new Web service that will convert any JPEG or PNG image into a mosaic of sexy adult photos.  All you need to do is upload your image (max 2MB), enter your email address (they promise no spam, and so far I have not received any), and AdultMosaic will email you the results.

Here is a mosaic of the Linux logo.  Click the image to see the sexy detail.  If Linux was always this sexy, Windows would no longer dominate!

So what’s the deal with beauty queens lately?  They can’t seem to stay out of trouble.

In 2006, Miss USA Tara Conner went to rehab because of cocaine and alcohol addiction.  Then Miss Washington was embarrassed by raunchy photos.  Now, semi-topless photos of Venezuelan hottie Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza have appeared on the Web.

But fortunately the photos are only sensual and not explicit.  Miss Universe Organization President Paula M. Shugart said the photos are artistic in nature and actually prove her to be one of the most beautiful women in the world.  "We embrace and respect her success as a model and the artistic beauty captured in these photographs," Shugart said.

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Miss Washington Elyse Umemoto apologized for embarrassing photos of her made public by TMZ.  In a press conference, Umemoto claims the pictures were stolen and police have been contacted, though Seattle police have no knowledge of this incident. 

Umemoto says the pictures were taken in a private setting before she was Miss Washington.  The photos show her flipping off the camera while wearing a crown, playing a drinking game, and making suggestive hand signs.  Umemoto was second runner-up in the Miss America Pageant.

In a lengthy, philosophical statement, Miss Washington Scholarship Organization’s field director Mike Miller says Umemoto will not be disciplined for the photos.  Umemoto will keep her crown for the rest of her term, which ends Saturday night when she crowns her successor.

Talk about embarrassing!  Seven middle-aged Spanish mothers posed for an “erotic” calendar as a fundraiser for their children’s tiny, rural school.  But due to a mixup with the distributor, the women missed the Christmas shopping rush and are now saddled with 5,000 unwanted calendars and a pile of debt.

The women acknowledge being amateurs in publishing and advertising.  Because they were unable to sell the calendars before the new year began, sales have dried up, and the women now owe the printer nearly $16,000.

“The sad part for us is figuring out what to do with them because it is not something you can recycle,” said Rosa Garin, 36, one of the MILF models.

One of the photos shows the mothers discreetly hidden behind a large red umbrella.  Other goofy poses include a shotgun-toting mom wearing only a fox pelt kneeling on a table.  Though suggestive, none of the pictures reveal any private parts.

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It’s uncommon to find both beauty and brains in the same package.  But in this case, it’s a matter of perspective. 

At left is a photo of scientific genius Albert Einstein, but step back a few feet, and you might see his inner beauty…

Fans at Arizona State University won’t have help cheering at sporting events next season.  Officials at the school cut the entire cheerleading squad after racy photos appeared on a campus blog called “The Dirty.”

The school’s athletic director, Lisa Love, made the decision Thursday evening.  The pictures feature six of the cheerleaders posing in bras and panties.  Although only six cheerleaders appear in the photos, the entire 16-member squad will suffer the consequences.

The cheerleaders said the 2-year-old photos were simply college kids goofing off at a “cheer party,” and that the school has been trying to disband the cheerleading team for a while.

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Lindsay Lohan’s nude photos honoring Marilyn Monroe have become an Internet sensation.  New York magazine, which commissioned the photographs, saw its Web traffic soar by 2,000% with over 20 million page views per day for the photographs, versus 2 million views for the entire rest of its site.  Now the magazine is threatening to sue Web sites and newspapers that are publishing the images without permission.

Lohan, a 21-year-old actress with a troubled history of arrests and rehab, got naked for photographer Bert Stern to recreate one of Monroe’s most famous photo shoots.  Just six weeks before her death in 1962, Monroe posed nude with just scarves and jewelry in what is now known as “The Last Sitting.”  Shortly after, Monroe died from an overdose of barbiturates.  Let’s hope Lohan doesn’t recreate that tragic scene.

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A nude photo of France’s first lady sold at a Christie’s auction Thursday for $91,000, about 30 times more than expected.  The image was taken in 1993 when Carla Bruni-Sarkozy was one of the world’s top models.

French President Sarkozy divorced his second wife in October and married the Italian-born former model, now a successful singer, in February after a quick courtship.

What’s odd is why anyone would pay nearly a hundred grand for a nude photo of Bruni, when there are hundreds of Bruni nude images available for free on the Web.

A British government physics research center has developed a new camera that can see through people’s clothing up to 80 feet away. It was developed to help detect weapons, drugs and explosives. The camera could be deployed in railway stations, shopping centers and other public venues. The new “T5000″ technology has attracted significant interest from police forces, airport and train operators, government agencies, and voyeurs around the world.

The camera was originally designed for use in spacecraft and astronomy, but horny researchers quickly realized that cameras capable of peering through clouds of cosmic dust could also see through clothing. Although the camera can see solid objects under clothes, its designers say the images do not always show anatomical details.

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