You can’t open your email without being reminded that your equipment is too small.  Viagra ads are everywhere — your Inbox, on TV, on radio.  By now, everyone knows that you should seek medical attention if you have an erection lasting more than four hours.  Or call the Guinness Book of Records.

With this marketing blitz, consumers will eventually tune out the noise, hence advertisers need to get creative in order to reach new customers.  So Viagra has turned to creative product placement with this light switch cover found in doctor’s offices.  It gives the term “turning on the lights” a whole new meaning. 

So if I flip this switch on and off repeatedly, does that make me gay?

With the explosion of the Internet, there is more self-expression today than at any other time in history.  With the click of a mouse, you can instantly broadcast your message around the globe where potentially millions of people can see what’s on your mind. 

But a decidedly more low-tech means of personal expression is currency defacing.  Although it’s illegal in most countries, currency defacing allows you to create art that’s instantly valuable.  How valuable of course depends on which denomination bill you deface.  And when you are done enjoying your art, you can always spend it, and allow an anonymous chain of subsequent owners to enjoy your talent.

Check out the gallery of currency art at Asylum.com

From Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic

A joke that has been circulating on the Internet…

I was a very happy man.  My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.  There was only one little thing bothering me — her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.  She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.  It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.  She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome.  She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.  Well, I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.  So she said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her slink up the stairs.  I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.  I ran out the door and headed straight for my car. 

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!  With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test.  We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter.  Welcome to the family.”

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Many divorces offer a reason to celebrate, so let them eat cake!

Anyone know what these are?

BOOBEES!

Have a Happy Halloween from SexyNewz

I doubt the architects of this ornate concrete wall had these shadows in mind when designing it.

If you have trouble reading this, step back a few feet from your computer screen.

From Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net