Lindsay Lohan declares in the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she’s in love with a woman but is not a lesbian. 

Lohan and gal-pal Smanatha Ronson have been a public item for months.  Paparazzi have captured them at night clubs where Ronson works as a DJ, at Ronson’s sister’s fashion show in New York, and in bikinis on the beach in Mexico.

“I think that I’m happy,” Lohan says.  But “the second I start talking about whomever I’m seeing, a month or two later it’s failed,” the actress complains.  In spite of her declaration of secrecy, Lohan quickly spills the beans.  “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lohan admits.  “She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

When asked if she is a lesbian, Lohan responds, “No.”  A bisexual?  “Maybe. Yeah,” Lohan admits.  “I don’t want to classify myself.  First of all, you never know what’s going to happen… tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now.  I appreciate people, and it doesn’t matter who they are, and I feel blessed to be able to feel comfortable enough with myself that I can say that.”

Former child star Maureen McCormick, who in the 1970’s played the oldest daughter Marcia Brady on the long-running family sitcom The Brady Bunch, has confessed to becoming a cocaine addict and trading sex for drugs. 

In her new tell-all memoir called “Here’s the Story,” McCormick, now 52, reveals how her life became the polar opposite of her character.  “I had played Marcia Brady for five years,” McCormick says in her book.  “But I wasn’t her in any way, shape or form.  She was perfect.  I was anything but that.” 

Over the years, McCormick battled drug addiction and bulimia, was treated in a psych ward, and went in and out of rehab.  Shockingly, McCormick also revealed she traded sex for drugs with a Hollywood cocaine dealer who later went to jail, and once allowed an older man she met at the Playboy Mansion to videotape her naked in exchange for drugs.

After several attempts at drug rehab, McCormick now lives a Brady-like life in a suburb of Los Angeles with her husband and their 19-year-old daughter.  McCormick says she has finally made peace with her past as a Brady.  “It took most of my life, countless mistakes, and decades of pain and suffering to reach this point of equanimity and acceptance,” she writes in her book.

More at Telegraph UK

The train wreck that was Britney Spears seems to be back on the track.  Britney has returned to the spotlight with a new song, video, and sexy toned body.

Britney Spears says her new song, “Womanizer,” is an empowering anthem for girls.  “It’s basically saying, ‘We know what you’re up to.’ It’s about guys cheating on girls,” the singer told New York’s Z100 radio station on Monday. “It’s a girl anthem. That’s why I like it.”

The song is the first single from Spears’ upcoming album, “Circus,” due for release on her 27th birthday on December 2.

In her new video for “Womanizer,” Britney Spears sports three different looks, including one as herself in sexy nightwear.

See more Britney at People.com

Britney Spears’ ex-boyfriend, paparazzi photographer Adnan Ghalib, has told British magazine Heat that he has a sex tape of himself with Spears.  Of course, the Spears camp is denying it.

"There is such a tape," Ghalib said.  "But I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries.  Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.  I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney."  I guess even scumbags have standards.  He’ll sell out her naked body, but no naked details.

The two-hour X-rated video allegedly features Britney fully nude, wearing only a pink wig.  The tape supposedly features 20 minutes of full intercourse between Britney and Adnan after lengthy foreplay.  A source said, "The video starts with Britney undressing.  At one point in the tape, Adnan asks Britney to remove the pink wig but she refuses, saying, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’ "

The video was shot in Mexico, where Ghalib and Spears vacationed together in January, right before Britney’s famous meltdown.

Once again, reality follows fiction.  David Duchovny, who plays a sex addict on Showtime’s "Californication," has entered a rehab clinic for sex addiction. 

The lawyer for the 48-year-old actor released a statement saying that Duchovny entered rehab voluntarily.  He also issued the standard plea for some privacy, saying "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

Showtime must be licking its chops at all this publicity.  What better to promote a show about sex addiction than to have its star become a sex addict?  "All of us at Showtime wish David and his family the best during this very private time," Showtime said in a statement. 

The second season of "Californication" begins September 28.  If you haven’t seen Californication yet, you should definitely check it out.  It has terrific writing and acting, well-developed characters, a sexy story line, and lots of naked women. 

Duchovny is famous for his role as Fox Mulder on "The X-Files" TV series and in two films.  He married hottie actress Tea Leoni in 1997, and the couple has two children.

Actress Kate Winslet said shooting a sex scene with her good friend and "Titanic" lover Leonardo DiCaprio was "weird."  Making it even more uncomfortable was the fact that Kate’s real-life husband was directing the scene.  Winslet and DiCaprio are filming their new movie "Revolutionary Road," and Winslet’s husband Sam Mendes is directing.

"I just kept saying, ‘This is too … weird,’" Winslet told Entertainment Weekly.  "And Leo was like, ‘Oh, get over it.’  And I’m going, ‘Yeah, a little reminder: You’re my best friend.  He’s my husband.  This is a bit weird.’"

Mendes, married to Winslet since 2003, told EW, "I will admit it was quite bizarre to direct my wife in how to make love.  But it’s difficult whether you’re married to a person or not."

Apparently the on-screen chemistry between the two stars hasn’t faded.  "I hadn’t realized how much my chemistry with him since ‘Titanic’ would still stick," Winslet said about DiCaprio.  "It’s great to discover we can just slip right into it, like muscle memory."  It’s just like riding a bike… or perhaps the bow of a ship.

Hollywood has a love affair with hookers.  From the gritty performance of Jodie Foster as a teen prostitute in Taxi Driver, to every hooker’s fantasy of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, Hollywood has painted the prostitute in a flattering glow of the red light district.

For example, Pretty Woman was originally supposed to be a rough tale of a Hollywood hooker.  Instead, thanks to the charm of sitcom master Garry Marshall and the megawatt smile of Julia Roberts, the film became a Cinderella tale of life on the streets.  Now prostitutes everywhere dream of being swept away by a handsome billionaire tycoon like Richard Gere.  Because we know that happens every day!

Entertainment Weekly has chronicled this decades-long love affair with a look at 25 Hollywood Hookers.

Marisa Miller is “the hottest woman in the world,” according to Maxim magazine’s 2008 Hot List.  Miller “embodies the official return of the all-American supermodel,” Maxim says.  The 29-year-old model is known for her many appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Victoria’s Secret catalogs.  She was the cover model for the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Actress Eva Longoria Parker took fourth place and was labeled, “hotter than a truckload of jalapenos.” 

Rounding out the top 10:

1. Marisa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Biel
4. Eva Longoria
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Elisha Cuthbert
7. Eva Mendes
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Ashley Tisdale

Maxim’s Hottest 100

Porn company Vivid Entertainment is planning to release a film allegedly showing guitar legend Jimi Hendrix having sex with two women.  Vivid, which has also released sex tapes featuring Pam Anderson and Kim Kardashian, says that the tape is authentic and will be sold in stores and online.

Kathy Etchingham, one of Hendrix’s girlfriends from the 1960s, says the man in the film couldn’t be Hendrix.  “He would never have allowed anyone to see that,” she said. “In private he was very shy and would cover up.”

Hendrix, one of the most innovative rock guitarists in history, died of a drug overdose in 1970 at the age of 27.

FHM Magazine voted Transformers co-star Megan Fox as the sexiest woman in the world based on a poll of FHM readers.  The 21-year-old model/actress beat out Angelina Jolie (#12), Paris Hilton (#77), and last year’s champion, Jessica Alba, who still ranked #3 in spite of being very pregnant.  Britney Spears came in last place at #100.

FHM said nearly 9 million votes were cast for the 14th edition of the annual poll.  The top 10 were:

1. Megan Fox
2. Jessica Biel
3. Jessica Alba
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Emmanuelle Chriqui
7. Hilary Duff
8. Tricia Helfer
9. Blake Lively
10. Kate Beckinsale