AdultMosaic.com is a nifty new Web service that will convert any JPEG or PNG image into a mosaic of sexy adult photos.  All you need to do is upload your image (max 2MB), enter your email address (they promise no spam, and so far I have not received any), and AdultMosaic will email you the results.

Here is a mosaic of the Linux logo.  Click the image to see the sexy detail.  If Linux was always this sexy, Windows would no longer dominate!

A “tramp stamp,” for all of you over 30, is a large tattoo on a woman’s lower back.  There is an urban myth that a tramp stamp indicates the woman is promiscuous and/or enjoys anal sex.  After all, a tramp stamp is best viewed by a partner during doggie-style intercourse.

But not everyone shares this view, especially some women that own a tramp stamp.  “Frankly, if we knew that would be the assumption, we wouldn’t have gotten them,” says one woman on the Snopes message board.  “The reason so many girls get tattoos on their lower backs is because it’s easily hidden in formal situations, and it will not stretch when you gain weight–with pregnancy, for instance.  A tattoo on your legs or shoulder is impossible to hide in most formal dresses, and a tattoo on your stomach or breasts is going to stretch and look really bad when you are old.”

Whatever their purpose, tramp stamps are usually supposed to be sexy and inviting.  But what if a tramp stamp is funny?  Would it spoil the mood if every time you mounted your partner from behind, there was a silly dog laughing back at you?  It’s like the old joke scrawled on the mens’ room wall above the urinal:  “The joke is not up here, it’s in your hands.”

Women often dress to stand out.  But artist Emma Hack likes to paint her female models to blend right in–to the wallpaper, that is.  She spends up to 19 hours meticulously copying the design from the wall-covering onto a naked woman.  The model then stands against the surface to create a striking 3D “human wallpaper” effect.

The 35-year-old self-taught Australian artist has been in the trade for over 20 years, making a living painting bodies for ads, events and exhibitions.  “It can be exhausting for myself and my models,” Hack says.  “But it is my job and my love.  Even if I am a bit tired, painting relaxes me and I really enjoy the process.”

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