It sounds more like a fantasy than a crime. 

An 18-year-old Florida man, Olmer Morales, reported to the sheriff that a gang of women stopped and surrounded him as he was riding his bicycle to work.  The women then forced Morales to hand over $100 before they fled the scene. 

Morales described his assailants as five buxom women wearing overalls but no shirts or bras underneath.  Police have no suspects, though Morales believes he has seen at least one of the women in the area before.

The real crime here may be the victim didn’t get the robbery on tape.

Read more at TCPalm

Don’t you hate when that happens?  You wake up and can’t find your penis.

A Kentucky man claims his penis was removed without consent during what was supposed to be a circumcision.  He has sued the doctor and medical practice that performed the surgery.  Phillip Seaton, 61, and his wife are seeking unspecified medical and punitive damages from Dr. John M. Patterson for "loss of service, love and affection."

Post-surgical notes indicate the doctor detected cancer and removed the penis.  A later test on the penis did detect cancer.  "It was not an emergency," Seaton’s lawyer said Thursday.  "It didn’t have to happen that way."

The lawsuit is similar to one in 1997 which resulted in a $2.3 million award to an Indianapolis man whose penis and left testicle were removed without his consent during surgery for an infection.

Read more at Kentucky Enquirer

From "Late Night with Conan O’Brien":

A company has started selling a vibrator that responds to a woman’s vocal commands, including "slower", "harder" and "faster."

Women say it’s not so much what the vibrator does, but just the fact that it listens.