Roissy in DC has put together the two critical rules for older guys dating women under 25:

1. Don’t be needy
2. Don’t be insecure

Which to me both say the same thing: Don’t be an old letch! Admittedly, this is easier said than done. The reaction of an older man (30s-50s) who has caught the attention of a 20-something hottie is typically one of shock and awe. The older man becomes so enamored with his pretty young thing that he tries to hoard her for himself like a four-year-old and his favorite new toy.

From what I’ve seen, there is really only one rule for an older man dating a younger woman:

1. Be rich

Let’s face it, why else would a beautiful young woman waste her time with a dirty old fart, unless she has a daddy-fetish? But Roissy disagrees:

“The truth is that, contrary to the sugar daddy cultural message, money and a high status job are not required to attract younger women. They help, but what helps a lot more is tight game and a dominant, charming personality. If you are unfazed by the age difference, she will be too.”

The trouble with May-December relationships is usually not in bed, at least at first. The problem occurs once you move out of the bedroom and have to spend time together as friends. This is when you’re likely to find that you don’t share the same interests in music, movies, entertainment, sports, religion, politics and other activities.

It’s midnight and she wants to go out dancing, while the couch and Jay Leno look better to you. You’re debating the repeal of the Bush tax cuts, and she’s debating whether to get another tattoo near her bush. The sex may be hot, but often you will find the relationship is missing the cornerstone of friendship that’s essential for long-term love.

So my advice to the older man who finds himself dating the young woman of his dreams: Relax, and enjoy the ride while it lasts!

Top Two Rules for Dating Younger Women

Despite having made literally hundreds of girl-on-girl porn videos, former XXX-star Jenna Jameson claims that she is not a lesbian. 

“I just got a text from one of my friends on my way over here saying that she wanted to go to bed with me,” a disillusioned Jameson said at Maxim “Hot 100” party.  “I think one of the big misconceptions everyone — even my friends — have of me is that I’m gay, but I am really not.  I’m totally hetero.”

Jameson retired from the porn industry last year and has tried to move into mainstream acting, but with little luck.  “Being taken seriously as a woman has been the hardest challenge to overcome in show business,” Jameson said.  “It took me a long time to make my company successful, and even now it isn’t exactly easy.”

Part of the difficulty may be due to her radical change in appearance.  After leaving the porn biz, Jameson had the implants removed from her world-famous assets and underwent a series of cosmetic surgeries that have left her face looking a bit unnatural.  Sadly she’s discovering that Hollywood can be brutal for the older woman.

Forty million Americans visit an Internet porn site at least once a month. The Web contains 400 million porn pages and growing. Fifty percent of divorce cases in 2002 involved porn.

In your parents’ era, porn was limited to a few Playboy magazines hidden in the basement. In the 1980s, the VHS tape enabled porn to move into the bedroom, but it was still limited by the relatively expensive cost of porn videos. With the Internet today, any fetish and perversion that you desire is abundant, often free, and just a few mouse clicks away.

So this is a problem?

Yes, according to the new book by Wendy and Larry Maltz, “The Porn Trap: The Essential Guide to Overcoming Problems Caused by Pornography.” Porn may seem harmless at first, but it’s a slippery slope if you don’t keep yourself in check. According to the authors, here are some red flags that you may have a problem with pornography:

* You’ve become anti-social
* You’re lying to your partner
* You no longer find your partner attractive
* Your sex life with your partner is suffering
* Your concept of real intimacy has become warped

If your porn habit is causing you to neglect your partner sexually or emotionally, you should seek professional help with a therapist or sex counselor.

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Break any laws lately?  When it comes to sex, the United States has more laws regulating sexual behavior than all European countries combined.  Most of these laws are outdated, “erotophobic” and downright stupid.  Thankfully, most of these laws are also ignored by authorities.

Stupid sex laws dictate the following activities are illegal:

* Sex toys in Alabama
* Unmarried sexual intercourse in Georgia
* Sexual positions (other than missionary) in Washington, D.C.
* Kissing your wife’s breasts in Florida
* Sleeping naked in Minnesota
* Flirting in San Antonio, Texas
* Oral sex in Indiana
* Anal sex in Cincinnati, Ohio (what isn’t illegal in Cin city?)

Other than laws protecting minors, the government should not be telling us what to do in our bedrooms.  Even President Bush has said, “In our free society, people have the right to choose how they live their lives.”  At SexyNewz.com, we believe what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bedroom is their own business.

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It’s uncommon to find both beauty and brains in the same package.  But in this case, it’s a matter of perspective. 

At left is a photo of scientific genius Albert Einstein, but step back a few feet, and you might see his inner beauty…

When you’re feeling frisky, the last thing on your mind is boosting your immune system or losing weight.  Yet good sex in a loving relationship offers those health benefits and more.

Sex does a body good in many ways, according to sex experts (sexperts?).  Some are obvious:

* Sex relieves stress
* Sex burns calories
* Sex improves intimacy

But some may be quite surprising:

* Sex boosts immunity
* Sex reduces pain
* Sex reduces prostate cancer risk

So the next time you’re horny but your partner is complaining of a headache, you may want to remind him/her, “Sex will help me prevent cancer!”  

10 Surprising Health Benefits of Sex

Marisa Miller is “the hottest woman in the world,” according to Maxim magazine’s 2008 Hot List.  Miller “embodies the official return of the all-American supermodel,” Maxim says.  The 29-year-old model is known for her many appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and Victoria’s Secret catalogs.  She was the cover model for the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Actress Eva Longoria Parker took fourth place and was labeled, “hotter than a truckload of jalapenos.” 

Rounding out the top 10:

1. Marisa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Biel
4. Eva Longoria
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Elisha Cuthbert
7. Eva Mendes
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Ashley Tisdale

Maxim’s Hottest 100

Women often dress to stand out.  But artist Emma Hack likes to paint her female models to blend right in–to the wallpaper, that is.  She spends up to 19 hours meticulously copying the design from the wall-covering onto a naked woman.  The model then stands against the surface to create a striking 3D “human wallpaper” effect.

The 35-year-old self-taught Australian artist has been in the trade for over 20 years, making a living painting bodies for ads, events and exhibitions.  “It can be exhausting for myself and my models,” Hack says.  “But it is my job and my love.  Even if I am a bit tired, painting relaxes me and I really enjoy the process.”

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Three inhabitants of the Greek island of Lesbos have filed a lawsuit against a gay rights group for calling themselves “lesbians.” Lesbos is a small island in the Aegean Sea and home of the ancient poet Sappho, who lived there in the 6th century B.C. and whose poems contain passionate references about love for other women.

The plaintiffs have asked a Greek court to draw a legal line between gay women and the Lesbos natives. They claim the Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece “insults the identity” of the people of Lesbos, who are also known as Lesbians.

“My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian,” said Dimitris Lambrou. “Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos. This is not an aggressive act against gay women,” Lambrou said. “Let them visit Lesbos and get married and whatever they like. We just want (the group) to remove the word lesbian from their title.” Lambrou said the word lesbian has only been linked with gay women in the past few decades. “But we have been Lesbians for thousands of years.”

A spokeswoman for the (lower-case L) lesbian defendants said the (upper-case L) Lesbian action was “a joke in bad taste that borders on discrimination.”

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